Downtoolong, 43

Give this thug a try! I'm trying to do all of the obvious, connect like AT&T, go back & forth with a female, laugh it up, and build off one another.
I been MIA for 5 and a half years, loved & lost, seen what it was hittin for and mostly just lost love. Outta sight outta mind, they tour of duty was up, etc... whatever. Gotta keep it moving, take a page outta Uncle Sam's playbook and recruit. I ain't asking nobody to jump in the trenches so to speak, just root for the boy, get me.
Like everybody else I got 99 problems and don't need another, just a little light in my life... A flashlight, candle, box of matches, something!
Yeah my lifestyle choices got me down this hole, repelled my positive side like same sides on magnets. Yet & still I'm sure the majority asked would co-sign I'm a standup dude. Not on a tip like I did community service, court ordered or otherwise, and not that they word would mean anything, just saying... My word does to me.
Oh! On occasion
i did help this one older lady that lived next door, just saying... Let me stop, true story tho, bottom line... give this thug a try!